Friday Funny 04.20

Ok, you must be wondering what's so funny about the above photo. Well, for one thing, they're no ordinary pair of shorts. Look closer. They are pick-pocket proof underwear. Yes, you read that correctly. And now you must be wondering why on earth I am posting this to my page and how I even came across this in the first place. Curious minds, I know. One night in bed, my sleepy-time ritual is to read the MSNBC app. They had this article about how to not get pick-pocketed (or something like that) while travelling. "Click." And then this funny article came up and I start laughing hysterically because of this part:
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Pocket-enhanced panties and briefs are also offered byStash It Wear. “They come with a huge dedicated pocket that is easily accessible for placement of items or retrieval of items,” said company owner Philip Scott. “When properly worn and used they are pickpocket proof.”
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Um, first of all, how would they be improperly worn?! They're underwear for goodness sake!! Do you wear your underwear over your pants? If you answer yes to that, then I am sorry, you deserve to be pick-pocketed!

Then they go further and show an instructional video on how these skivvies work (gosh so many things wrong with this idea). I NEARLY DIED. I cried hysterically for a good 10 minutes. I suggest you watch it. But not at work. People might look at you weirdly.